TV ACME

I’m getting too old for this sort of thing.

Partially, but it also obeys your commands. What?!

While it is botanically a fruit, it is considered a vegetable for culinary purposes (as well as under U.S. customs regulations, see Nix v. Hedden), which has caused some confusion.

Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me.

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.

Let’s blow this thing and go home!

It’s only a model.