Shampoo ACME

Don’t act so surprised, Your Highness.

Wile E. can merely drop an order into a mailbox (or enter an order on a website, as in the Looney Tunes: Back in Action movie), and have the product in his hands within seconds.

While it is botanically a fruit, it is considered a vegetable for culinary purposes (as well as under U.S. customs regulations, see Nix v. Hedden), which has caused some confusion.

I’m getting too old for this sort of thing.

What do you mean?

It runs Apple’s iOS mobile operating system.

A battery, providing the power source for the phone functions.