Refrigerator Pink Motorola

It is a silly place.

Don’t act so surprised, Your Highness.

FooPhone is an attempt to develop a mobile phone which contains only Foo.

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

Basic mobile phone services to allow users to make calls and send text messages.

No!

A screen which echoes the user’s typing, displays text messages, contacts and more.

Besides, these are adult stemcells, harvested from perfectly healthy adults whom I killed for their stemcells.