Cola Doll Prince

In your time, yes, but nowadays shut up!

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

On second thoughts, let’s not go there.

Partially, but it also obeys your commands. What?!

A battery, providing the power source for the phone functions.

I’m getting too old for this sort of thing.

Let’s blow this thing and go home!

Wile E. can merely drop an order into a mailbox (or enter an order on a website, as in the Looney Tunes: Back in Action movie), and have the product in his hands within seconds.